Frank: You criticize everything she says.Ernest: That just shows I'm a good listener.Frank: And you constantly tell her what a poor dresser she is.Ernest: That just shows how comfortable I am sharing my feelings.Frank: You spend 6 nights a week out with the guys.Ernest: I'm in tune with giving her lots of space.Frank: She says you show no sign of changing.Ernest: That just shows how stable I am.Frank: Ernie, do you realize your relationship has a serious problem?Ernest: I sure do! Ernestine doesn't appreciate me!